Finger in the Pie Cabaret present a night of juicy jam-packed jolliness! We invite you to a night of London’s most exciting cabaret artists hosted by the outstanding Michael Twaits. Joining us in June we’ve got the painfully perfect burlesque star Natalya Umanska, the poetic slag Lemmington Bard, the serenading sweetheart that is Wednesday Gray, sexy freak Nelson Brett, hoop twirling queen Emma-Louise, little lad of magic Stephen – Boy Wizard, disturbing comic Catalina Oana Mihai and burlesque treats Dollbaby, Little Madame, Freya Fox & Cadillac Arrest! And of course the night will be hosted by our wonderful compere Michael Twaits!
June 2nd Full Line-up:
“Unmissable – one of London’s fastest rising stars”
“A masterclass in versatility and audience rapport”
The Public Review
“A masterly breath of fresh air”
“Twaits is fabulous”
An old school bump n grind with a modern twist – 1930s vixen meets tantalising temptress meets gypsy punk! This act combines classical and neo-burlesque, with a touch of eccentricity and fabulous costuming.
LEMMINGTON BARD (THE EARL OF SODOM)
Lemmington Bard The Earl of Sodom brings meaning to that vicious form known as ‘Poetry’ offering his debauched satire to any takers who think themselves ready . Known in his homeland as ‘The Keith Chegwin of 16 century poetry’ he is sure to keep you at least neutral for under 10 minutes.
Life on the ocean waves can be a lonely business, and for Fisherman Sam the rough
nights surrounded by foreign sea-men, or the fear of pirates wanting his booty, would drive any
normal man insane.
Every night Fisherman Sam, when left to his own thoughts, wishes for a big catch the next day,
as well as the touch of a good woman. But tonight Fisherman Sam gets more than he wished
This act is a combination of hula hoop, contortion and dance. An upbeat Charleston styled piece that is guaranteed to leave the audience thrilled, excited and wanting more. A dynamic high tempo routine that captivates you by the spinning of multiple hoops!
The cheeky Fraulein Freya Fox takes a trip to Cuba and gets seduced by Rhumba rhymes.
Wednesday Gray sings Vintage Jazz, Swing and Blues. She absolutely adores singing and her enthusiasm is infectious. Her voice has been described as ‘pure old school’ and ‘pure sex’.
STEPHEN – BOY WIZARD
Surreal magic from 11 year old Stephen – Boy Wizard!
ONE TRICKY PONY
This is a subtle and deeply disturbing, but none the less funny, piece of cabaret. ‘Mills and Boon’ invites you to say hello to Tiddles and Fluffy.
The dissection of the concept of Failure and it´s benefits using mind-reading; magic; humor and homeopathic religion.
Lou Safire, a boylesque extraordinaire, performs his own version of Swan lake! He has been turned in to a black swan by evil powers and must to strip off layers of enchantment to be able to return to his human self